The Mountains of Xishuangbanna in the Yunnan Province of China are truly magnificent. I could spend years roaming them. Which is most fortunate because it seems that the information the Captain obtained from his "most reliable sources" is once again not the most accurate and we find ourselves lost and beginning to run low on supplies. Worse, we have yet to see even a single sign of the infamous Hornless Dragon. We have devised a plan to trap the beast using his rumored favorite bait, the rare and delectable Raspberry Pu-erh. The Dragon is attracted to the sweet, smooth, and rich taste. If only we had more of it.