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Quality Butter & Mongolian Hordes

11/30/2014

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Miss Anita writes:

Dear Auntie Duchess,

I am planning a trip across Asia and I have been reading your memoirs, My Life of Adventure, Science, and Baked Goods. I was wondering: Did you really fend off a Mongolian horde with a plate of scones? If so, what is you secret?

Totally Curious,
Anita
Dear Curious Anita,

Thanks you for reading my memoirs. In answer to your questions, it was a plate of biscuits and I had a butter knife with me as well. The secret to defeating Mongolian Hordes with a plate of biscuits and a butter knife is, as with so much in life, really high quality butter. If I have to explain further, you will never understand.

I hope this answers your questions and enjoy your trip.
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    Auntie Duchess is both an aunt and a duchess... and a woman. She has traveled extensively, always in excellent company, with excellent baked goods, and with excellent tea. She has now retired and spends her time inventing, baking, and dispensing valuable advise to all who will hold still long enough.

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