We Decided Decaffeinated was Best

Another evening at the Lady's Adventurers' Club has passed with its usual spirited debate and excellent tea. Unfortunately, not all of our members were enjoying the classic, sweet, crisp taste of the Earl Grey. Some were deep into their cups and even deeper into a discussion as to the possibility, and ethical and theological ramifications, of resurrecting the dead with a glass of absinthe, two pounds of cured pork, a hamster, and two silver spoons.