NOTE: Due to rising temperatures, our chocolate teas will not be available for shipment between June 1, 2021 and September 30, 2021. We will be accepting orders of chocolate teas through the end of May. In addition, code " CHOCO21 " will save you 10% on our entire chocolate tea collection. There are only a few left, so stock up for summer before they're gone!

Assassin Tag and the Inescapable Wrath of Auntie Duchess

Welcome to the Tea Adventurers' Guild! Please come in and have a seat, a world famous strawberry scone, and a hot cup of tea. We ask that you watch where you step and avoid Muffins IV. They are playing Assassin Tag (and so, now, are you) and it would be best for you to not step on their barbed tail. Also, do not wander off. We have lost more than one guest to the intelligent libraries. Not to worry, we will keep you safe from the Professor's latest experiment and the Werewolf in the sun room. However, we do ask that you are on your best behavior while here, because not even the Companion can save you from Auntie Duchess' wrath at poor table manners.

Now please do relax and enjoy a cup of tea. We have numerous teas and tea types, including our sweet and chocolatey Professor's Propensity and the delightfully dark Existential Despair. These are our latest creations in which we take a certain pride, and we would like to extend thanks to the several interns who have risked life and limb to bring them to you. And to you, once again, welcome. We do hope you enjoy it here.
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Introductions are in Order

Welcome, my most illustrious friends, to Tea Punk Teas! We here at the Tea Adventurers' Guild want to invite you to join us as we strive to bring you the finest tea we can fit into our armored dirigible, the RMS Dragon Fire. We have ventured on many amazing voyages and sampled many fantastic teas. We want to share with you our adventures and, of course, the inspiring teas we have collected. So, it is with extraordinary pleasure and unabashed enthusiasm that we bring you Tea Punk Teas...

The Third Lady Camellia Sinensis