Exaggerated Labors & the Low Branches of Bureaucracy
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Greetings once again, My Dearest Biscuits! I am extraordinarily excited to tell you that we are once again overflowing with exquisite teas, just for you. While it has been a long trek over many an obstacle, under more than a few low branches, and through more bureaucrats than we can ethically discuss, we are most pleased to bring you the fruits of our exaggerated labors. To celebrate our return, we are offering 10% off every order through the month of June. Simply use code "JOYOUS10" Please, do enjoy!
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Introductions are in OrderWelcome, my most illustrious friends, to Tea Punk Teas! We here at the Tea Adventurers' Guild want to invite you to join us as we strive to bring you the finest tea we can fit into our armored dirigible, the RMS Dragon Fire. We have ventured on many amazing voyages and sampled many fantastic teas. We want to share with you our adventures and, of course, the inspiring teas we have collected. So, it is with extraordinary pleasure and unabashed enthusiasm that we bring you Tea Punk Teas...
The Third Lady Camellia Sinensis |
