Iridescent Herbal Infusions & Scorched Interns
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My Lovely Biscuits! We are so very pleased that you are here. The kettle is on, and The Professor reports a new "Lightning Powered Kettle." Apparently, it is possible to bottle lightning, but impossible to remove the scorch marks from the west wall, not to mention the latest intern. We will be putting the new Lightning Powered Kettle through its paces over the next several months and we do hope that you will join us. After all, if it were not for you, My Delicious Crumpets, we could not even have a tea party. I do think that to properly thank you, we shall have a sale of our Iridescent Herbal Infusions. Indeed, throughout the marvelous month of May, all herbal infusions shall be 15% off. So, pull up a chair, do not make eye contact with Mittens IV, and enjoy a lovely hot cup with us. The chef has even promised to produce Auntie Duchess' favorite Award Winning Strawberry Scones!
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Introductions are in OrderWelcome, my most illustrious friends, to Tea Punk Teas! We here at the Tea Adventurers' Guild want to invite you to join us as we strive to bring you the finest tea we can fit into our armored dirigible, the RMS Dragon Fire. We have ventured on many amazing voyages and sampled many fantastic teas. We want to share with you our adventures and, of course, the inspiring teas we have collected. So, it is with extraordinary pleasure and unabashed enthusiasm that we bring you Tea Punk Teas...
The Third Lady Camellia Sinensis |
