PLEASE NOTE: Due to extremely high temperatures, our chocolate teas will not be available to purchase until approximately September, weather permitting. We would greatly dislike for the chocolate to melt and deliver a subpar experience to you, our dear patrons.
The Near-Insufferable Rise of Thermal Energy & Lessened Vexation Through Frosty Innovation
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Oh, Dear! It seems that the sun is shining with extra enthusiasm and the temperature is rising exponentially. It is during this time of year that we at the Tea Adventurers' Guild like to stay in the air conditioning and drink tea. However, even we must sometimes venture out for, well, adventure. So, when we do so, we make certain to pack our airship with great quantities of iced tea. This, of course, means that The Professor has improved the range of the Thermal-Hydro-Frost-Capacitator to extend beyond the onboard lab. We are all extremely excited about this new development, and are hoping for more exciting developments in the near future. We do hope that you are also finding ways to stay cool and enjoy the summer!
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SAVE THE TEA! |
Introductions are in OrderWelcome, my most illustrious friends, to Tea Punk Teas! We here at the Tea Adventurers' Guild want to invite you to join us as we strive to bring you the finest tea we can fit into our armored dirigible, the RMS Dragon Fire. We have ventured on many amazing voyages and sampled many fantastic teas. We want to share with you our adventures and, of course, the inspiring teas we have collected. So, it is with extraordinary pleasure and unabashed enthusiasm that we bring you Tea Punk Teas...
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