Important Notice:

Greetings, My Lovelies! It is always a delight to talk to you, to keep you informed of our goings on, abreast of our happenings. Today, however, I am sad to say that we have been terribly busy and are currently out of stock for most of our teas. Therefore, we are temporarily suspending online sales until we can finish our search for the finest teas that we can bring to you. Please stay close and we will send out messages through the Diverting Media to keep you informed!

Frolicking Specimens & the Heat Sensitivity of the Belgians

Spring is fully upon us now, with its riot of colors and frolicking animals bringing joy to each day! We at the Tea Adventurers' Guild are busy enjoying the weather as we hop around the RMS Dragon Fire and set out on our tour to bring the delights of tea to the world and bring back the finest beverage specimens for the Queen.

However, during our many adventures, we must also prepare for the hot Summer months ahead. To do this, we are holding a 10% off sale on all of our teas that contain chocolate. So now is a good time to stock up! The reason for this is that the Summer sun is simply too hard on the lovely little bits of Belgian chocolate in several of our teas. Thus, starting on the First day of June and lasting until the end of Summer, we are unable to ship (and also guarantee the quality of) our chocolate teas. We thank you for your understanding in this matter.
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SAVE THE TEA!

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Introductions are in Order

Welcome, my most illustrious friends, to Tea Punk Teas! We here at the Tea Adventurers' Guild want to invite you to join us as we strive to bring you the finest tea we can fit into our armored dirigible, the RMS Dragon Fire. We have ventured on many amazing voyages and sampled many fantastic teas. We want to share with you our adventures and, of course, the inspiring teas we have collected. So, it is with extraordinary pleasure and unabashed enthusiasm that we bring you Tea Punk Teas...

The Third Lady Camellia Sinensis