Save the Teas!
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We at the Tea Adventurers' Guild are dedicated to discovering all we can about our most Beloved Beverage. As we discover more, we wish to inform you, our Dearest Friends, about what we have unearthed. It is therefore with the the utmost concern and dismay that we enlighten you about the plight of millions of tea leaves worldwide.
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Every year, nay every day, millions of tea leaves are mistreated by well-meaning tea drinkers everywhere. These tea drinkers do not even realize the horrors through which they put their leaves. You see, at any given time, defenseless tea leaves are being exposed to water temperatures that are much too hot for their tiny bodies. Green and white teas are especially vulnerable, and are often left scorched beyond recognition. This causes not only the tea to weep, but also in millions of bad cups of tea a day. Imagine the grief and emotional devastation caused by so many poorly brewed cups of tea. It is likely that all of your lives have been touched by the agony of scorched leaves and you may not have even realized why your tea caused you distress.
That is why Tea Punk Teas is proud to announce our Save the Teas campaign. We have made it our continued mission to inform you, our Dear Friends, about how to brew a proper cup of tea. Only you can prevent scorched leaves. We can only hope that you Lovelies will help to spread the word and Save the Teas.
